the rental caddy (kitsure adhesive shower caddy 2-pack)

the shower currently has a collection of bottles on the floor of the tub. i’m going to describe that more precisely: there are seven bottles of varying height and purpose arranged in the corner where the tile meets the tub wall, and when the shower runs, at least two of them fall over and create the specific percussion of plastic-on-porcelain that i have decided constitutes an acoustic objection to how we’re living. the kitsure is a 2-pack of matte black stainless steel caddies that mount with adhesive strips — no drilling, no anchors, no conversation with the property management office about wall modifications. each one holds 20 pounds, which is more than enough for the collection. rustproof, quick-dry design with drainage holes. the shelves have hooks for washcloths and razors. they’re the organizational argument for a space that currently has none: everything off the floor, everything in a fixed position, the daily shower converted from obstacle course to system.