the high-velocity extractor (ninja blast portable blender)

the ‘blast’ in the name is a bit loud for my taste, but the performance is undeniably superior to the generic slop. it uses a ‘crushblade’ system that handles frozen fruit without the pathetic whining of lesser motors. the 18oz vessel is dishwasher safe (a rare win for julian’s chore list), and the silicone handle is a decent concession to ergonomics. it’s a battery-powered testament to our need for constant, portable efficiency.