the millennial projectile (throw throw avocado)
the sequel to the burrito, now with more green foam.
the experience
essentially the same mechanical chaos as the burrito, but with avocados. it can be played alone or combined with the original for a ‘combo’ that julian describes as ‘optimal.’ i feel like the avocado is a bit of a cliché, but the material density is perfect for a quick game of domestic sabotage.
the reconstruction stats
| Attributes | Value |
|---|---|
| object |
throw throw avocado |
| provenance |
foam-based sequel to the burrito incident |
| material |
green-pigmented foam and expansion-compatible cards |
| surface compatibility |
best played on the vinyl floors julian loves |
| verdict |
more foam, more chaos, same drywall risks |
